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Scott W · Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:12 am Post subject: Would you get married again?

WIFE :

What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost
new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- - - - silence - - - -

HUSBAND:

F**k
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MJ · Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:14 am Post subject:

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davo · Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

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