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Would you get married again?

 
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Scott W
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:12 am    Post subject: Would you get married again? Reply with quote

WIFE :

What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?



HUSBAND:

Definitely not!



WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:

Of course I do.



WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?



HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.



WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).



WIFE:

Would you live in our house?



HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.



WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?



HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?



WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?



HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost
new.



WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?



HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.



WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?



HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- - - - silence - - - -

HUSBAND:

F**k
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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