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A Dear Dad Letter

 
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goldenburm
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Joined: 12 Sep 2005
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Location: Chatteris, Cambs

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:23 pm    Post subject: A Dear Dad Letter Reply with quote

'Dear Dad' Letter:



A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,"Dad.". With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read theletter, with
trembling hands.



Dear Dad.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is
so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes
to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune,
for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray
that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She
sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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T.Exeter
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Joined: 06 Nov 2005
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Location: Kent

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool Cool
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PaulG
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Joined: 26 Jan 2007
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Location: North West

PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
thats well funi
Laughing
mite have to giv that one a go with ma dad! haha
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davo
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol.
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