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Stuart · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:27 pm Post subject: Ever been this drunk?

http://www.wildko.com/Funny-4032-Ever-Been-This-Drunk.htm Laughing

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davo · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:57 pm Post subject:

Stuart · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject:

well have you?
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callmechook · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:08 pm Post subject:

That IS me !!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

GJ · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject:

hahahaha

I have very few memories of making it that far home during a night out when i was single. Confused

That was classic i think i will send it to my phone.
cheers

Stuart · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:17 pm Post subject:

callmechook · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

Seriously I was the blond in that, still looking back I was so much slimmer then xxxxxxxx

Stuart · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:02 pm Post subject:

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callmechook · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject:

On the subject of drinking........................

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe bar and stops the guy. 'What the heck are you doing ?' he asks the drunk. 'I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it.' he replies. 'So how does feeling the roof help you ?' asks the puzzled manager. 'Well,' replies the drunk earnestly, 'MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!'

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?", asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

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Stuart · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

oh dear!!!..very bad indeed Laughing

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