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peaches · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:18 am Post subject: Joke to cheer up your morning

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, he
was unable to get his peni$ erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the
base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that
there was nothing he could actually do for him.

However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is
willing to take the risk.

The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an elephant's
trunk into his peni$.

The man thought about it a while.

The thought of going through life without ever experiencing $ex again
was just too much for him to bear.

So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant,
the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and
try out his newly renovated equipment,

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.

In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
continued to the point of being extremely painful.

To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his peni$ sprang out,
slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned
to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
face said," That was incredible! Can you do it again?"

With tears in his eyes he replied, "I think I can, but I'm not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my ar$e!

Rickeezee · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:33 am Post subject:

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Peter Parrot · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

He`d best not try a pineapple then!
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herp_boi · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:27 pm Post subject:

hahahaha... lmao Laughing

certainly cheered me up. Laughing

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