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cass Captivebred Communist

Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 1040 Location: over here
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:16 pm Post subject: poor rick |
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Bear with me please as I am crap at telling jokes!
Three midgets at the circus are discussing boring circus life.
"I've had a gutful of this. I'm going to The Guinness Book of Records office
in London to get my hands checked. I'm sure my hands are smaller than the
guys in the book. If I can have it recorded I've got the worlds smallest
hands, it will open a whole new realm of opportunity and I can kiss this
life goodbye!!"
"Well, I'm coming with you" said midget #2. "Look at these feet. Size 0.5!!.
Surely I have the smallest feet in the world."
Midget #3 sheepishly say's "Well you've all seen me in the shower. I would
have to have the smallest equipment in the world, I'm coming with you"
So off to London go our 3 intrepid midgets.
Midget #1 enters the office and emerges an hour later with a huge smile on
his face.
The other 2 midgets excitedly ask what happened and Midget #1 proudly tells
them it's official, he has the worlds smallest hands and he will be in the
next edition.
Midget #2 enters and again, an hour later emerges, grin from ear to ear "I'm
in, smallest feet in the world"
Midget #3 say's "Wish me luck" and enters the office.
After an hour he emerges with the saddest face you could imagine. Instantly
the other 2 midgets know that their friend has been unsuccessful. "Well, no
luck hey?"
Midget #3 shakes his head forlornly and mutters "Who the h*ll is Rickeezee ???" _________________ http://www.beardieboard.com/ |
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Rickeezee Site Moderator

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cass Captivebred Communist

Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 1040 Location: over here
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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lol I bought a new dress today, can't wait till the missus goes out so I can try it on  _________________ http://www.beardieboard.com/ |
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Budda Contributing Member

Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 173 Location: Congleton (Vietcong) Cheshire
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Thats pretty good. _________________ Play Hard |
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cass Captivebred Communist

Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 1040 Location: over here
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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rick likes to wear girls pants and dress up dollies in his wendy house _________________ http://www.beardieboard.com/ |
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Rickeezee Site Moderator

Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Posts: 9249 Location: Kent
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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cass wrote: | rick likes to wear girls pants and dress up dollies in his wendy house |
Superb you should try it Adam bring your misses dress with you the one that you wear when she is out!
Oh I have cancelled your subscription to spanker's weekly as your agony aunt questions were very unprintable. _________________ www.rickslivefood.co.uk
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cass Captivebred Communist

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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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oh rick i need my questions answered u nasty man when i come to urs im gonna do more than dress dollys up let me tell u lol  _________________ http://www.beardieboard.com/ |
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