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[Stuart]

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces
attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with
rugged, masculine features. And when she is menstruating, she prefers a
man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye
and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.

[jim_radley]

Sounds like me after a night out. lol