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[Jas]

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> An elderly couple were having dinner at another
> couple's house and after their meal, the wives left
> the table to go to the kitchen.
> The two elderly gents were talking, and one says:
> "Last night we went out to a fabulous new restaurant
> .I'd highly recommend."
> The other man says: "What's the name of the
> restaurant?"
> The first man thinks long and hard with a furrowed
> brow, finally saying: "Ah, what is the name of that
> red flower you give to someone you love?"
> His friend replies: "A carnation?" "No, no. The
> other one," the man says.
> His friend suggest "The poppy?"
> "No, no, no" growls the man.
> "You know - the one that is red and has thorns."
> His friend says: "Do you mean a rose?"
> "Yes! Thank you!" the first man says. He then turns
> toward the kitchen and yells: "Rose, what's the name
> of that restaurant we went to last night?"





Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps
table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet
$20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I
hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and
down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON! I>WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were watching!!"
>
>
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men

>

[mattie]

ill have to remember that one jas, all i need now is a blonde to take to the casino and ill be rolling in it you know any jas we could go 50 50

[Jas]

[mattie]

the blonde but ill have the business end