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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:54 pm    Post subject: Imagine if.... Reply with quote
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole

The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Imagine if.... Reply with quote
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 9:26 pm    Post subject: lmao Reply with quote
lmfao Laughing

thats not bad

k,

they would make a killing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol Very Happy
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