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[Scott W]

Daddy Calling Home

((((RING))))

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
> >
> > "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
> >
> > "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
> >
> > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't
> > got an Uncle Paul"
> >
> > "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
> > right now"
> >
> > ** Brief Pause**
> >
> > "Uh, okay then, .this is what I want you to do. Put the
> > phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
> > door,and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the
> > driveway"
> >
> > "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
> >
> > A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
> > phone.
> >
> > "I did it Daddy"
> >
> > "And what happened honey?" he asked
> >
> > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
> > clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug,
> hit
> > her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
> >
> > "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
> >
> > "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was
> > all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the
> > swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
> > last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
> > he's dead"
> >
> > **Long Pause***
> >
> > ***Longer Pause**
> >
> > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??"... Is this 486-5731??
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[Mememe]

lol,
"OOPS!"

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[Stuart]

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[Rickeezee]

So what happend to the woman who hit her head?






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[Peter Parrot]

Great joke!
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