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Rickeezee
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Kinky Reply with quote
A woman is drinking in a bar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, meets this guy,,,,,,,,,,, they get talking,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, have a few more drinks,,,,,,,,,,, she reveals to him that she likes kinky sex,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, they agree to go to his place and try something new out,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

Back at his place he says to her get undressed, this she does,,,,,,, then he says get down on all fours and put your head underneath that rubber mat,,,,,,,, she does,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ten minutes goes by she says nothing has happened yet, she if full of anticipation,,,,,,,,, he replies all in good time,,,,,,,

another 20 minutes passes by, she says I am still waiting for you to do something kinky! , he replies I have,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I just shite in your handbag.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice to see that romance is still alive and strong.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Peter Parrot wrote:
Nice to see that romance is still alive and strong.



Yep just leave yer handbag at home when you come down Pete! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked Make sure you leave your gerbils locked safely in their cages too.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Peter Parrot wrote:
Shocked Make sure you leave your gerbils locked safely in their cages too.


To late I have hid them somewhere I guarantee you will never find em! Laughing I may add that is not a challenge!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Right, where`s me lighter.......
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Peter Parrot wrote:
Right, where`s me lighter.......




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