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 Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:18 am Post subject: At the Psychiatrist`s |
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A man visits the Psychiatrist`s, dressed only in cling film. The psychiatrist says "Yes, I can clearly see your nuts."
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nearly as bad as this one Peter..
A koala was sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walked past, looked up and said "Hey koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala said "Smoking a joint dude. Come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala and they had a
few joints.
After a while the little lizard said his mouth was 'dry' and he was
going to get a drink from the river. But when he got there the little
lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard, helped him to
the side and asked "Hey. What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with a koala in a tree, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking
a drink.
The crocodile said he'd have to check this out and walked into the rain
forest. He found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up. "Hey you!" he called. *
*The koala looked down.
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*"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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Peter Parrot
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Oh dear
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