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Scott W Site Admin

Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 13355 Location: London, England.
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:42 am Post subject: New Shop -selling husbands |
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. _________________
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Rickeezee Site Moderator

Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Posts: 9249 Location: Kent
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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hehhehhehehe.
I am not on any of those floors I was in the basement  _________________ www.rickslivefood.co.uk
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ssthisto I've settled in...
Joined: 11 Nov 2005 Posts: 27
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Hmph. Where's the floor with the husbands that have jobs and love reptiles, but hate kids? _________________ - Ssthisto
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Peter Parrot Site Moderator

Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 5402 Location: Over the bridge
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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There isn`t one just my house.  _________________ YSBRYDOLI POBL, GWELLA LLEOEDD
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