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Read this then tell me why he earns so much!
I bet they would'nt be interested in writing an article about my windy exploits!
Farty pants Craig
Craig David can't stop farting.
The handsome singer admits he suffers from terrible flatulence and says he can't stop breaking wind in public places - particularly on planes.
The 24-year-old revealed to Britain's Closer magazine: "Farting on planes is my worst habit - definitely!
"Although I travel a lot, I'm yet to work out how to let one go without causing a scene. Do you get up and walk about, or stay sitting and hope it doesn't vibrate? I reckon its better out than in!"
Meanwhile, Craig has revealed he is addicted to shark and war documentaries.
He confessed: "I love nothing more than watching the Discovery Channel or the History Channel.
"Any programme about sharks or war always grips me. They're also good to have an afternoon kip in front of!"
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I can eat beans, fart in the bath to God Save the Queen, so can I now be famous and earn loadsa dosh?
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| Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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"Craig David all over your.......  "
"met her on the monday,
we were eating beans by wednesday,
and cauliflower cheese on Thusday..." 
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Mememe
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"i'm walking away'
'cos it really stinks'
'im walking awaaaay' 
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I think he should do a remake of brown girl in the ring, perhaps something like farting from , maybe not!
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"Show me your motions"
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Here`s a cork, CAN YOU FILL ME IN?
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That song boosted his gay fanbase 20 fold!
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He was then sued for false advertising!
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