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Jas
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Silent Fart! Reply with quote
An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through
she leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart,
what do you think I should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing very good
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
heheheheheheh I like that!
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