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Scott W · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:08 am Post subject: Lonely man & his pet.....

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new
pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with
me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes
more, thinking about the situation. He decided to
ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and started shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to
go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?

'scroll down'.............

A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my bloody shoes!"
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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:34 am Post subject:

PMSL! Should have seen that one coming! Laughing

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Stuart · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject:

You'll only encourage Rick.... Laughing

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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject:

I don't need much encouragement mate! Shocked

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