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goldenburm · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: Oh to be British!

Be very proud to be British because only in Britain...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported: 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

And finally.........

In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet

RULE BRITANNIA!!
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0.1 salmon poss TH moonglow DEAD
0.1 Orangasm DH ghost DEAD
1.0 pastel motley DEAD
2.0 sunglows 1.0 LIVING
1.1 pastel het snow 0.1 LIVING
2.2 albino boas DEAD
0.2 albino ara's DEAD
0.4 boa constrictors 0.2 LIVING

Peter Parrot · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:57 pm Post subject:

True enough! You`ve only got to look at the complete garbage that millions of the "Stupid British Public" sit around to watch on Television every night to work out that on average, we are not the sharpest tools in the box. Rolling Eyes

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Rickeezee · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject:

Here Here. what times East Enders on BTW.
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Peter Parrot · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject:

I hope it`s not on at the same time as stars in there eyes.....
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Mememe · Site Moderator Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 2141

Or Austin Stevens Surprised

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Rickeezee · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:06 pm Post subject:

omg really, really omg, omg really!

I am now qualified for big bruver woooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooo! Twisted Evil

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Mememe · Site Moderator Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 2141

ti's spelt big bruva

ya thick slob.
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Rickeezee · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:11 pm Post subject:

Less of the slob you! Or I shall have the pics of the goats back, and their fronts!

Cool

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Peter Parrot · Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:14 pm Post subject:

The new concept in reality TV,
If you think Austin should get BIT press button A
If you think Austin should get SHOT press button B
If you think Austin should get TARRED & FEATHERED press button C

You never know, might catch on. There was a plan to elect the next pope with a reality TV programme, it was going to be called "Pope Idols"
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Mememe · Site Moderator Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 2141

Press buutton D for all of the above

^that one!
that one!
that one!
that one!
that one!
that one!
that one!
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