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Monday morning in class; Johny and Jimmy sitting at the back of the class talking, Johny says to Jimmy wow where did you get the gold watch from? Jimmy replies; easy, last friday night I waited till I heard mummy and daddys bed making squeaking noises, I rushed into their room, my dad said son son what do you want I will give you anything just go away! Thats how I got the Gold watch!

Johny says, right I'm gonna try that.

Next monday Johny and Jimmy are sat at the back of the class, Jimmy says so how did you get on? Johny replies, well I waited till I heard mummy and daddys bed squeaking, rushed in and said Dad can I have a watch, he said sure son just sit in the corner!


Johny and Jimmys class had been given some homework, they had to bring in something to do with nursing or the medical world.

On monday morning the teacher is going through what the pupils have brought in; Jenny what did you bring in, I bought in a pair of surgical gloves mummy gave them to me she said they would be good to take in.

Bernard what did you bring in, I bought in a Doctors stethascope, my dad gave it to me and said it would be a good thing to bring in.

Jimmy is at the back of the class waving his hand about and shouting miss miss, with dread the teacher asks what he has bought in, Jimmy says an artificial respirator machine miss! Everyone stares in amazement, Miss is dead impressed, she says where did you get that from Jimmy, he says, I got it from my granny miss, miss says did she say anything Jimmy, he replies, no she just gasped!

Rick
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