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Scott W
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:33 am    Post subject: Water or Wine? Reply with quote
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Hence: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of sh1t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMAO Laughing well I wont ever have to justify the large amounts of vodka consummed on a weekly bases now Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jesus had the right idea then!
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