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Jim O · CaptiveBred Addict! Joined: 30 Nov 2005 Posts: 510

MJ was fed up with the lack of interaction with his frogs and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a more hands on pet wich would help him pull more birds. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Ricks's place with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new Pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Ricks's place and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my feckin shoes on!"
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MJ · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:56 pm Post subject:

I had visions of a picture of some man in a gimp outfit Laughing

Now Jim you should know me well enough by now to know my centipede wouldnt be living in a white box Laughing

He's still putting his Shoes on.... I guess we will save time and money becuase by the time we get there the "birds" will already be drunk enough to talk to me Embarassed