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Scott W · Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject: Old couple & the sex therapist

A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist and once there the Doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finish, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks the for couple for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple return and ask him to watch again.

He's a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple make an apointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "Well, we're not really trying to find out anything.
It's just that she's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA!"
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