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[Scott W]

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their

stories.



Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying

hens.

One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front

seat

of the car when we hit a big bump in the road, and all the eggs went

flying and broke and made a mess.'



What's the moral of the story?'

asked the teacher. 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!', Ashley

said.

'Very good,' the teacher replied.



Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers,

too.

But we raise chickens for the meat market.

One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten

live

chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens

before

they're hatched'.

'That was a fine story, Sarah', said the teacher.



'Johnny, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Shirley.



Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf war and her

plane got hit. She had to bail out overenemy territory and all she had

was

a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey

on

the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the

middle

of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of

bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade

broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'



'Good Heavens', said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did

your

daddy tell you from that horrible

story?'







'Stay the f~*k away from Aunt Shirley when she's been drinking.'
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