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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:28 pm    Post subject: Billy's gay dad! Reply with quote

Billy was at school and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing did you get a new book by any chance Question
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MJ wrote:
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Nah, funny enough I get them all by mistake. I have a 'catch all' email address at work so any miss spellings etc still get through, all these come from a woman I have no idea who she is. I get 40-50 emails from her a week....and have NEVER replied to one Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont you work for a living like the rest of us?? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dont you work for a living like the rest of us?? Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Dont you work for a living like the rest of us?? Laughing Laughing Laughing


I attend work if that's the same thing? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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