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[goldenburm]

Subject: Wisdom in the young

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 (Good Point)

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. - Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
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[Scott W]

some great tips and pointers there!
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[callmechook]

Bless em all, my little one was talking about this and said he was going to marry his little friend when 'he was 32 and they would have children and puppies and he would make pancakes for tea.' When we asked what would happen if Hayley wanted to get married before then he said she'd just have to wait!!! Those are great Pete, shows kids are a lot more clued up than adults believe xxxxxxxxxxx

[garysumpter]

Thanks for posting, however they are all so fake! Kids just wouldnt say some of those things!!

Gary
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[callmechook]

You don't have kids then Gary????

[goldenburm]

gary mate u need to lighten up and not be soo critical of everything, you will find is a lot happier if you do!!!
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0.1 salmon poss TH moonglow DEAD
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2.2 albino boas DEAD
0.2 albino ara's DEAD
0.4 boa constrictors 0.2 LIVING

[Peter Parrot]

LMAO! Very good Peter, and yes, kids most certainly do say such things.
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[Jan O]

Oh Kids certainly do come out with things like that, you sure have to be careful what little ears pick up at times too as the lil darlings could get you hung! When my daughter was about 7 we met a neighbour in town, so naturally stood and had a few words- all was fine untill my little sweetheart said "mummy why are we talking to her when you said you cant stand her?" My son when he was about the same age announced loudly in the supermarket that "mum you said remind you to get the condoms"!!!! ermmm what I actually said was condiments, but beleive me you could have made toast from the heat coming from my face.. Kids come out with the most amazing things, when my daughter was small and i asked her who she was going to marry she said a man!
love Jan

[garysumpter]

Guys,

I know very well that kids come out with some crackers, I just read so many of those 'kids say the funniest things' lists and its so clear that many of them have been made up by adults.

Bah Humbug !!!!!
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[Peter Parrot]

In your opinion as a non-parent yes Gary.

Bah TSK Humbug!
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