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goldenburm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:23 am    Post subject: Tough questions! Reply with quote

2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a
day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drink an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
peeking, then scroll down for the response.




















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said
YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic
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