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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:24 pm    Post subject: Joke/riddle? Reply with quote
The riddle...

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.The other is getting 'oral pleasure' from an 85 year old woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing.

What are they both thinking?
















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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am shocked, how disgusting, tightrope walking indeed!


Don't suppose the guys name was Rooney was it?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing very good!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hehehe funny Laughing
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