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Scott W

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again ...

In his response he said " I'd prefer it if you called her Heather "
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Stuart · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:09 am Post subject:

very good!..that is definitely one of your better ones..
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Stuart · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:12 am Post subject:

you may like these too....
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg...

Personally, I think it's prosthetic!

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped?

"Shes running around in circles", according to a close friend, she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this?

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she wont have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. Shes terrible a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless?"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new Prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.
Apparently she wants to keep the plane he bought her for Christmas, she says shell buy her own Immac for the other leg!

A poem by Sir Paul McCartney -
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river

A Miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate I'm ****ed, who will want a one legged gold digger? His mate says try Paul McCartney

Q: What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
A: The McCartneys

These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can fill her shoe.

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Rickeezee · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:27 am Post subject:

Scott, top joke, Stu, your a sick puppy! Shocked

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hogboy · Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:59 am Post subject:

Heather mills has been done for handling swollen goods....
But she didn't have a leg to stand on !!!!