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Jas
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:19 pm    Post subject: At the doctors Reply with quote
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked need to shake that image from my mind Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scott W wrote:
Shocked need to shake that image from my mind Sad

along with all the others..lol Laughing
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