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[Chantal]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing (with a Stella) and decides to take a nap. So the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Reading, she replies

You're in a Restricted Fishing Area, he informs her

I'm sorry, officer, but I am not fishing. I am reading.

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault. Said the woman.

But I haven't even touched you.

That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

Have a nice day ma'am. and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.