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Jas · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:04 pm Post subject: Turner Brown.

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the Little
guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw
your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right
testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Lord, I thought you
said,"Turn around"!

Stuart · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject:

pmsl..brilliant.
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Rickeezee · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:36 pm Post subject:

hehehehehheeheehhe Shocked

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Rickeezee · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:46 pm Post subject:

Know I know what they mean by the Turner Prize! Shocked

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Scott W · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:11 am Post subject:

excellent! Laughing

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Peter Parrot · Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

Very good!
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Chantal · Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:26 am Post subject:

Good one.
If he was smart, he would have played dead.