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Thimble · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject: Wabbits

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth.

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally giveth a thit."
Laughing

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Stuart · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

old ones are the funniest!
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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject:

PMSL that appeals to me and I have not heard it b4 very good ! Laughing

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Scott W · Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:13 pm Post subject:

reminds me of me old pet shop days (working in...not the band!), It was a reptile specialist shop ONLY reps, inverts and amphibs. Anything furry was foods. Anyway each week we would get two or three calls asking if we had rabbits......to which our answer was "live or Frozen?", this as you can guess never went down well with the caller but it kept us entertained Laughing

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