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Peter Parrot · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: Sorry Rick but....

A man walks into a shop, wanders up to the counter and asks the sales assistant; "Can I have a jacket spud with cheese please sir!"
"Are you Irish?" replied the assistant.
"If I asked for a Pizza" said the man, "would you have asked if I was Italian?"
"No" said the assistant.
"If I had asked for some pastry" said the man, "would you have asked if I was Danish?"
"Probably not" said the assistant
"So if I had asked for a croissant" said the man, "would you have asked if I was French?"
"I doubt it" said the assistant.
"So why the hell did you ask if I was Irish" barked the man, "Just cos I asked you for a baked potatoe!"
To which the assistant replied "Because your in Homebase mate"
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linda · Key Member Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 442 Location: UK

i like that.... Laughing

Peter Parrot · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:23 pm Post subject:

Let`s see if Rick does, if he can prize himself away from Neighbours....
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goldenburm · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject:

he probably wont understand and was probably caught asking for a pound of smoked haddock at the local swimming pool!
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Peter Parrot · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject:

I shouldn`t really tell you this but he confided in me earlier that he had a brain transplant recently, (was replaced with a jelly fish) and on wednesday afternoons he goes to have a mild electric current passed through it, so thats where he is probably. Don`t tell him I told you though! Wink

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Peter Parrot · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:08 pm Post subject:

WE LOVE YOU REALLY RICK!! Smile

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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject:

I was doing nothing with the neighbhours it's a nasty rumour! Twisted Evil

I have to dash off, shopping for some new Y fronts at the bakers. Shocked

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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject:

Pete, I found these pics you sent me of your Operation! I won't mention where they placed the implant. Oh yes, can you ride your bicycle yet?
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Peter Parrot · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject:

Yeah I can ride me bike! No handed! Wink

Fancy picking on slugs! Talk about kicking them when they`re down. Isn`t it bad enough that they`re homeless.

As for where they supposedly put the slugs, my Indian name is "Man who can do as wolf does" (same way I ride me bike!) Razz

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Rickeezee · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject:

So when you fall off you howl like a wolf Wink

And end up with a crushed slug! Shocked

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