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[Peter Parrot]

A man walks into a pub and sits at the bar. "What would you like sir?" the barman asks. "I`d love a Whisky , but I`m short of cash. If I show you something amazing, will you stand me a drink?"the man replies.
"You can give it a go," said the barman "but it better be good!"

With that, the man stood up, reached into his bag he had with him, rummaged around and pulled out a small box. He placed it on the bar and opened it. To the bar man`s amazement, out jumped a tiny little man in full evening dress, and stood on the bar. The man then lifted out of the box, a tiny grand piano and stool and placed it in front of the tiny little man, who sat down at the piano, played a tune, and then jumped back into his box. The man put the piano and stool back in the box with the tiny little man and put the box back into his bag.

"That was amazing!" exclaimed the bar man, "Here`s your whisky. Where did you get him?"
"Oh" replied the man,"from my Genie"
"You`ve got a Genie!?" cried the barman, "does he do wishes?"
"He does" said the man, "and for another drink, I dare say he`ll do you one, but you only get one wish, and speak clearly, he`s hard of hearing."
"Rightoh!" said the bar man, pouring another whisky. So once again the man stood up and rummaged around in his bag. This time he brought out a dusty old oil lamp. He gave it a good rub, and placed it on the bar. Almost immediately out came the Genie and hovered in front of the shocked barman.
"Your wish is my command Master??!!" the Genie barked. "Er, I wish for a million pounds!" the barman stuttered.
"Very well!" shouted the Genie, and with that he clapped his hands and disappeared back into the lamp. The man put the lamp back into his bag.

Almost straight away, the doors opened and in walked myriads of circus clowns.
"I told you the Genie was hard of hearing and to speak more clearly!" said the man.
"I didn`t ask for a million clowns!" said the barman with panic and dispair in his voice.
The man sighed and said, "Yeah well I never asked for a twelve inch PIANIST either"
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[Stuart]

very good!
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