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[Rickeezee]

When a teenager at school we used to have our lunch break in the fith year common room.

Quite often we would have a smoke in the toilets.

Steve and I were in the girls loos with a small group of girls I hasten to add! All having a smokey.

All of a sudden someone shouted out MICKLEJOHNS COMMING!, he was a fearsome teacher, he taught maths, yuk!

Steve and I thought it would not look good both of us dashing out of the girls loos. May arouse Micklejohns suspicions. So we both hid in the toilet cubicle and locked the door. I squatted on the seat with my legs up and Steve sat on the bog, between my legs. Micklejohn burst into the loos, and shouted however is in there come out, he probably smelt the smoke.

By this time Steve had rolled his trousers up showing off his hairy legs and Doc Martin boots! He placed his feet under the gap at the bottom of the door and said in a squeaky girly voice, it's me Julia sir (if you ever saw Julias legs you would know why Steve said it's me Julia) I can't come out I am having my period.

Then Micklejohn shouted, Steve, and you Rick out now! How the hell did he know! He sent us to the headmaster to explain why we were both in the girls loo together. The best we could come up with was that the girls had frigthened us and we had hid in the loo after being forced into the toilet block by them!


Rick
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[Rickeezee]

Ok I own up sir! Please don't send me to the house of detention,,,,,,,




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