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Rickeezee
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:00 am    Post subject: Jokey 2 Reply with quote
A lady sits down on the park bench, an elderley tramp approaches her. She feels uneasy and tries to avoid his eye.

He sits right down next to her and says, excuse me can I have a fffffffffffffffffffffff few matches please.

The lady gives him a few matches. He says I bet you were worried that I was going to ask you for a fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff full box!


Sorry if any of my jokes have offended anyone at all. If they have offended anyone, then Scott sold them to me, oops I mean told them to me. hehehehehehehhehe Sorry Scott!


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol.....don't blame your bad jokes on me
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You know I was just an innocent guinea pig for the benifit of testing your jokes out! hehehehehehe.

OK i OWN UP they were mine! But did have previous owners.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can see why they were given away....lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Steady on there old chap! One may take offence to such a remark!

I checked the bloodline records of said jokes and they all traced back to you! Twisted Evil I think there was some interbreeding somewhere along the line though ( the jokes i MEAN). HEHEHEHEHE.


Check out your PM's Scott for my new idea!

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