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Peter Parrot · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: This bloke in a suit.........

......knocked on my door this morning.

He said, " Sir, I am here to inform you of the dangers of white bread. Brown bread is much better for you. Man can not live on white bread alone."

He went on and on about it, so I shut the door on him.

Pesky Hovis witnesses. Rolling Eyes

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kroakykaren · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:

LMFAO

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MJ · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject:

PMSL

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PaulG · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

Good one !! Laughing

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Jack · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject:

PMSL

tht is great

i wonder is anyone has had any johvs come to there doos whild they were holdin a 15 ft burm lol Laughing

i almost did that this morning Laughing

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SnakeGuy · Key Member Joined: 28 Jun 2007 Posts: 371 Location: Devon

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captainmerkin · Key Member Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 400

last visit I had was in winchester...
open door and a foot comes through, I was there hung over without my shirt on and dreads pretty much covering my face.

took her almost 5 minutes to realise I was the same person who sat next to her at work and then was only when I called her ninny and asked her to kindly get out my doorway because I was still tripping from the night before that she actually left.

10 minutes later she posted about 5 fliers through my letter box, which were left defaced with rude words in her pidgeon hole at work.

I dont mind people doing what they like in life but dont try and force it on me!

Peter Parrot · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject:

Yup. I was woken on a Sunday morning as an 18 year old living in a large shared house, right up on the third floor. Like most 18 year olds that don`t live with their parents, on a Sunday morning, I wasn`t at my best. I wasn`t too pleased at having to walk all the way down the three flights of stairs to answer the door either.

I opened the door and blinked in the light. A very small eldery lady with a younger man in a suit beside her spouted something along the lines of;

" Armageddon is looming ever closer. Look around you at the increasing of lawlessness. Look across the globe at famine and pestilence.
Did you know that in the time that it took you to answer the door, three children will have died in Africa?"

I have a strong dislike of such "in your face" privacy invading tactics, so I replied;

"Well I came as quick as I could" and shut the door. Wink

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MJ · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject:

LMFAO pete your a bad bad man! hahahaha now god be with you xx
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kroakykaren · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject:

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