View previous topic :: View next topic |
Author |
Message |
Stuart Forum Clown
Joined: 27 Mar 2005 Posts: 16835 Location: Hertfordshire
|
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: Few jokes for the Scots |
|
|
What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep
farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an
Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."
A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street when he
spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he
asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel...".
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a
negative - "Aye right."
After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing
the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a
white dress," he replies.
What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor
Wullie. _________________
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
johonny Captivebred Colonel
Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 2397 Location: right behind ya
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
MJ Site Moderator
Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 5738 Location: London
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
Jack Captivebred Colonel
Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2593 Location: west lothian scotland
|
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
yheres 2 ireishmen 2 scotsmen 2 welshmen and 2 english men and the get stranded on a desert island and after a year the scotsmen started a whisky distilary the welshmen started a cior the 2 ireishmen were still fightin on the beach and the 2 englishmen were still waiting to be formaly introduced _________________ jack
http://z3.invisionfree.com/snakechat/index.php |
|
Back to top |
|
|
Lynne ___________
Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 8265 Location: Kincardine-on-Forth
|
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:14 am Post subject: |
|
|
LMFAO at them all!!!!! _________________
|
|
Back to top |
|
|
|