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Scott W Site Admin
Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 13355 Location: London, England.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject: the thoughtfull xmas gift |
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A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.
He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.
Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:
Dear Kate,
I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove).
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.
I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing. _________________
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Jack Captivebred Colonel
Joined: 21 Oct 2007 Posts: 2593 Location: west lothian scotland
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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thats hilarious |
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Phil1988 Captivebred Communist
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 1589 Location: Manchester
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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MJ Site Moderator
Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 5738 Location: London
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jakeus CaptiveBred Addict!
Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 664
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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Where do you get this stuff? |
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MJ Site Moderator
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kroakykaren Site Moderator
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Superb _________________
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lol93 Site Moderator
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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Classic! _________________
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PaulG Captivebred Colonel
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_________________ Regards, Paul.
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