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Central Scotland Reptiles CaptiveBred Addict!
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:48 am Post subject: Things are always bigger in America, well almost eveything!! |
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a group of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? _________________ Fraser Gilchrist
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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very good ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________
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Wullie Contributing Member
Joined: 27 Jul 2007 Posts: 126 Location: Bo'ness
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:06 am Post subject: |
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I met a Texan rancher once. He was going on about how everything was bigger over there and mentioned that his ranch is so big, it took him 2 days to drive around it
I told him that I had a car like that once aswell!!!!!!!
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roflmao, very good _________________ Tom
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