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lizbethse Contributing Member
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:41 pm Post subject: Girls night out |
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Why Females should avoid a Girls Night Out after they are married
The other night I was invited out for a night out with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home buy midnight. “I promise”. Well the hours passed by and the margaritas went down too easy. Around 3am a bit worse for wear and tear I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution in order to escape possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed 3 cuckoo’s plus 9 equal 12 cuckoo’s = midnight.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him “midnight”. He didn’t seem concerned at all, “whew” got away with that one.
Then he said, “ we need a new cuckoo clock” When I asked him why, he said “Well last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said “'poo'” cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then fell over the coffee table and farted.
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