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Scott W
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: moving to London...... Reply with quote
A man walks in to his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.'
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year'.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hahahaah that really made me chuckle
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
not as funny as the text I sent you earlier Scott..lol Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing that the same one as you sent me? I'm still laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
one of many!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think I wanna hear this txt Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Phil1988 wrote:
I think I wanna hear this txt Laughing

I think you don't...lol..well not all of them..
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