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Final Australia themed joke!!!

 
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:02 am    Post subject: Final Australia themed joke!!! Reply with quote
Joe fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:

C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?
Joe - 1 year.

C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?
Joe - Pleasure.

C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?
Joe - I didn't know that was still a requirement!!!

( It was an Australian themed day at my place of work the other day, thought i would share some of the humor!!! )
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Made me smile Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
A brief smile came across my face Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
a look of "EH"!! came across mine! Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shocked Shocked
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