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lol93 Site Moderator
Joined: 29 Aug 2006 Posts: 3172 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject: Two drunk women |
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Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and the walk home is taking some time due to their intoxicated state.
Eventually, they find themselves desperate for a wee. At that particular moment, they are passing a church and decide to go behind the headstones in the graveyard.
As they finish they both realize they have nothing to 'freshen-up' with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and then throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, when she notices a new grave nearby with lots of freshflowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with a thick soft ribbon.
Just the job' she decides and without another thought, duly drags the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task-completed, the women continue staggering home.
The next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second."We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night."
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse that said, "We'll Never Forget You - From All the Lads at the Fire Station" _________________
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MJ Site Moderator
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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It amazes me that they didnt care about peeing outside but couldnt bare the thought of not "freshening up" _________________ Paul
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