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Scott W
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:23 pm    Post subject: twins? Reply with quote
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda in Dundee
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda. Nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course
they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look
alike, ya dickead?"

Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
sleep with you twice!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LMAO Laughing Laughing
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