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[jag160605]

One day a guy walks into a pub with a croc under his arm, he walks up to the bar and asks for a beer, the landlord instantly tells the man he cannot drink in his pub with a croc.
But it's harmless replies the man, look i'll show you all, the man then walks over to a table,places the croc on it, takes his willy (lol) out puts it in the crocs mouth, then gets a big stick and starts hitting the croc on the head.
Everyone is stunned, he then stands on a stool and shouts across the pub "does anyone else want a go?"...........................silence, just as he is about to get down from the stool he hears a voice from the other side of the pub, he walks over to find a little old lady, she says "i'll have a go but don't hit me too hard with the stick"
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