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goldenburm Captivebred Colonel

Joined: 12 Sep 2005 Posts: 2109 Location: Chatteris, Cambs
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:36 pm Post subject: Who needs drinking partners!? |
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An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night
having a beer.
All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In
Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice."
The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and
says, "Well mate, in Orstraaaaailia we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South
African and the Australian. "In London we have so many f*cking South
Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice." _________________ 1.0 striped supersalmon DEAD
0.1 salmon poss TH moonglow DEAD
0.1 Orangasm DH ghost DEAD
1.0 pastel motley DEAD
2.0 sunglows 1.0 LIVING
1.1 pastel het snow 0.1 LIVING
2.2 albino boas DEAD
0.2 albino ara's DEAD
0.4 boa constrictors 0.2 LIVING |
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Scott W Site Admin

Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Posts: 13355 Location: London, England.
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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ain't that the truth  _________________
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JStroud Site Moderator

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 4095 Location: Bucks
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cornfan Key Member

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 262
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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OI!! _________________ Regards, Tanya
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Stuart Forum Clown


Joined: 27 Mar 2005 Posts: 16835 Location: Hertfordshire
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