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Who needs drinking partners!?

 
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goldenburm
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:36 pm    Post subject: Who needs drinking partners!? Reply with quote

An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night
having a beer.


All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass in
the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says, "In
Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice."


The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and


says, "Well mate, in Orstraaaaailia we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."


The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South


African and the Australian. "In London we have so many f*cking South
Africans and Australians that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice."
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ain't that the truth Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OI!!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing pmsl...
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