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Rickeezee
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has been known old chap but one has to conserve ones Y fronts!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

By Jingo! Did we draw mud!!??
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Embarassed




Hurf hurf, zzzzzzzzzz was very very very drunk a the time!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rickeezee wrote:
I am more simple than that I just wondered how big your breasts were?


Hmmm, interesting post Rick. Yes it will be very interesting to see how Chantal takes it. THE POST YOU DEVIL! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She can take a post, now that I WOULD LIKE TO SEE!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Believe me, I don't get offended very easily. I give it so I can take it too.
The size of my breast? Peter, your just as bad as Rick. Worst, you lighted Rick's question and then made a comment about Rick being "A Post You Devil" Twisted Evil You highlighted the question in hope that I would answer and you would still come out smelling like a rose while Rick would smell like a rotten egg. Well I'm not telling but I am proud of my girls, you can dream about them.
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Peter, your right to think that it is an American exclamation that I wrote "shut" but with the French accent. "shoot " is the correct form. Didn't realize that it could also mean something a little less friendly.
Embarassed
As for thinking that I was a blond????? Shocked What on the devil @!?%%^*&@!? made you think I was BLOND? Your trying to tell me that I had no *&&%^?##$ brains? You want to repeat that? I'll let you know that I am a red head. Well actually an auburn head. But the saying is still the same. Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

Change of subject. I have to tell you guys this. Today at work, my team had gone to an all employee's meeting. I have already gone to it with my 3rd shift team and didn't need to be there so I decided to stay back and catch up on some work while all was quiet. I took a look on the floor and saw this small ant with a huge piece of something in his mouth and god only knows what got into me, decided to take a 10x and took a closer look at this ant. No one was around and I knew I was going to be alone for a while longer so I got on my hands and knees in my dress coat with this 10x admiring this ant when I looked up and saw my soon to be new boss wondering what I was looking at on the floor so closely. YES I know, it was a "BLOND" moment. What can I say. I have a feeling that I might have made him feel a little nervous about his decision of having me take over his department. Embarassed
Hey, I'm only human.

And what is this thing about flactuating 10 time in one day? That's your best? That is one subject that I find funny because men seems to be so proud of the accomplishment of flactuating (or like you say, breaking wind). If you go to a men's bathroom, I'm sure it would sound like the forth of July (fireworks). But on the other hand, if you are a women and you are in a stall in the bathroom and let go a fart by accident, you will not get out of the stall until you are positively certain that no one else is in the bathroom. It is so shameful. Women don't flactuate. COME ON GIRL, ADMIT IT, WE DO AND IT IS NORMAL! Don't have to do the Olympic pose while flactuating like the boys but ... It is call a human normal body function. It is necessary for survival. Very Happy

And Peter, teachers pet? Oh yea, I'm such a brown noser. And could you explain to me what is a "Chin Wag"?

Got to go so have a wonderful day!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done you for taking it so well!


Glad to see the blond inference translates across the Atlantic!


So glad you have found a new hobby of studying ants at close range, do you have fire ants in your part of the world ? They are little blighters (English term for things that are a nuisance).

In the UK we call breaking wind farting do you have that term in USA? as we have a saying when Bush speaks it's the same as farting! Bush as in the president, that is in case we get mixed up with our terms here!

Do you like Bush?

I am sure Peter will be pleased that you have let him dream of your appendages! God bless em and all who sail in them!

Toodle pip as us aristocrats say in the uk.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you go girl.....chamtle is right thou, all women FART, and the ones who turn they noses up and say they dont then they are lying.

i must admit chantle that i do look at bugs more closely now....lol
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good for Nanny beard Linda, nice to hear that both genders share some commonalities!

There is another topic that women never on the whole admit to doing but not really for open forum debate! We could have a large debate about it though! Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Linda, glad I'm not the only one looking at ants. We do have some red ones but they are rare. So if I ever see a red one, I don't care where I am, I'm getting on the floor with that 10x. (just kidding). On this side of the pond, they are mostly black ones but we do have the BIG Black Carpenter ants. You don't want those. They do damages to the main structure of homes.
So little, yet so powerful.
Unlike Bush. Do I like Bush? Well compare to Clinton, look, I don't have much hope in neither one. They are both an embarrassment. What can I say. But I did meet Bush's father when he was in term before Clinton did. He came over to see our work. It took 2 weeks of preparation with the special agents before he could make a tour. That was about 10 to15 years ago. We also build the engine that goes into the Presidential plane. We were not allowed to talk to him unless he talked to us first. He shook my hand and asked about my name and like Peter would say, had to make some seal tricks. He liked the accent.
Peter, how was your dream last night?
Linda, your my type of girl. Keep watching ant and breaking wind.
Rick enjoy your day.
Toodle pip? Is that right? Toodle pip
Got to get ready for work.
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