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| Peter Parrot wrote: | Easy to accuse, but were Scott`s Gerbils legless when he got them???  |
PMSL...if not they are now!!!..thats a classic heard that some time ago but still makes me crack up... 
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The Gerbil has just been spotted crashing into Rick's garden! The gerbil was fired with so much force from it's home that it reached sub-space and orbited the earth a couple of times. When it crash landed in Rick's garden, he was sunbathing on his belly and the Gerbil almost landed in a new burrow!
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| jim_radley wrote: | | The Gerbil has just been seen landing in Rick's garden! The gerbil was fired with so much force that it reached sub-space and orbited the earth a couple of times. When it landed Rick was sunbathing on his belly and the Gerbil almost landed in a new burrow! |
Luckily enough Rick knows how to clench in emergencies! 
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The question is , should a gerbil now be classed as amunition and an arse an offensive weapon?
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| Rickeezee wrote: | | jim_radley wrote: | | The Gerbil has just been seen landing in Rick's garden! The gerbil was fired with so much force that it reached sub-space and orbited the earth a couple of times. When it landed Rick was sunbathing on his belly and the Gerbil almost landed in a new burrow! |
Luckily enough Rick knows how to clench in emergencies! |
Always have clenching excercises daily, as you never know when a gerbil may be flying your way! |
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| Peter Parrot wrote: | | The question is , should a gerbil now be classed as amunition and an arse an offensive weapon? |
They should!
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| Gerbil have been used as weapons alot recently, classed as 'Advance Warfare' by the Iraq army. |
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Dare I mention I used to breed dwarf russian hamsters!
Now I know why all these odd guys with funny voices kept buying them orf me!  p
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| After discovering a simple way to lauch them, they started becoming the Iraq version of a carrier pigeon! |
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