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callmechook · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: Ten signs you’re a Herper

Ten signs you’re a Herper

1 Yesterdays dinner plates are still in the sink but the animals bowls are all clean and shiny

2 Holiday plans for the animals are more important than holiday plans for your family

3 You stay up all night with a sick animal, the kids just get passed a bucket

4 You still secretly keep those shed snake skins, 10 years on

5 Houses don’t have ‘garages’ their instant rep rooms

6 Whilst visiting friends your looking at their furniture and secretly imagining how you could convert it into vivs

7 You shave and shower to get the mood right before finally pairing up your snakes

8 All the children have grown up and moved out but you still get excited over the size of bowel movements that aren’t yours

9 In the summer you don’t peel, you shed

10 Finding the snake that escaped x months ago is a better feeling than sex

Answering yes to any of these indicates that you are already terminally infected with Herpers Virus, ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BallGuy · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:18 pm Post subject:

LMAO at number 7.
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Scott W · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:39 pm Post subject:

11) Your electricity in-feed melts due to over loading even though you never leave lights on when your not in a room
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Peter Parrot · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:

12) The interior of your house rings to the sound of chirping crickets, calling dart frogs and tree frogs as well as the occassional gecko.

13) The interior of your freezer has no room for pizzas due to the array of fauna.
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Rickeezee · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:16 pm Post subject:

14) you post on herp related forums

15) when someone asks have you got a roach, you reply lobster or dubia?
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mark_w · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject:

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callmechook · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject:

Excellent Gary
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callmechook · Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:53 pm Post subject:

16 Your child limps out of school because he's kept that cricket alive in his shoe all day and is determined to get it home alive to feed to the Beardies

(It's true sadly Embarassed

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